Posted 13 hours ago

imminentdeathsyndrome:

Read the full paper here.

if this shit doesn’t make you feel fucking ill then you shouldn’t be fucking saying you’re for equality. approx 40% of domestic abuse victims are men. 

Posted 14 hours ago

atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  
Posted 17 hours ago

ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

(Source: barbhenrickson)

Posted 17 hours ago

the-blind-writer:

~The Dead Guardian of Spider~ … be careful buddy (+.+;)*<====]=

“If you dare touch my boyfriend especially his ass, i will KILL you”

-Wade Wilson A.K.A. Deadpool

Posted 18 hours ago

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

Posted 19 hours ago

selfish

the-fire-lord-triumphant:

Cut this void. This sage bush vacant- deathly pricked of harsh wide words. Shackled unhelpfully to memories and wishings weren’t and what wish was’s. Binded in jealousy and love and friendship in boats that soar me to new wonderful lands and beautiful sights as I dash myself against the rocks in…

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

the-fire-lord-triumphant:

Final Weapon Count: 19.
Photo credits:
Ian Stubber: https://www.facebook.com/snaphappyian?fref=photo
Trung Do: https://www.facebook.com/wmx187?fref=photo
Arthomasphoto: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008223452991&fref=photo

over 750 notes now! :D

Posted 1 day ago

Cut this void. This sage bush vacant- deathly pricked of harsh wide words. Shackled unhelpfully to memories and wishings weren’t and what wish was’s. Binded in jealousy and love and friendship in boats that soar me to new wonderful lands and beautiful sights as I dash myself against the rocks in fickle pity and slackened righteousness. For that hydra fear may live a caged life, but its heads slip past its bars often. Reminding me of my regret and my fate. That this journey’s past path is clear etched. With mind and hearts heavy in friendships lost at sea. Tossed carelessly and pained by others. Frightened and sick-scented by this far from fair traveler. Bobbing with the tide as he watches the great ships sail.

Posted 2 days ago

herochan:

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool… in HD

If we add the word “leaked” to this will it make it more exciting? If “leaked” means “uploaded by the animation studio” then this is even more “leaked” than when “leaked” meant “shown to 1000’s of people at Comic-Con”. 

Posted 2 days ago

"Crime’s the disease… meet the cure! Okay, not the cure: more like a topical ointment that reduces swelling and itch." (x)

(Source: starlcrds)

Posted 2 days ago

songofages:

bonzananza:

blowdry your hair, they said

it’ll look good, they said

Fuzzy!

O_O WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?!?

Posted 3 days ago

bonzananza:

the-fire-lord-triumphant look it u

Awesome photo of my Aladdin with a wonderful Jasmine from ozcomiccon 2013 :)

(Source: wombatandrobot)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.